Drabbles: Inappropriate (R)

[cruisedirector]

Title: Inappropriate
Author: cruisedirector
Rating: R
Word Count: 400
Summary: What the King wants, the King gets.
Warnings: Implied gay sex, implied het sex.
Notes: Happy birthday celandineb!


(1)

Bertie is stronger than Lionel expects. Not that Lionel could have expected (nor even dreamed, no of course he didn't) to find the King grinning and pressing him into the corner, away from the windows, one hand shooting out to lock the door.

It's Lionel's own fault that he can't even tell whether the microphone is still on, since Lionel told the broadcasters to switch off the warning light. Now he has no choice but to keep silent. No moans, no pleas, not even a grunt as Bertie proves how effective those mouth exercises have been at loosening his jaw.


(2)

"Not here. Bertie, you're out of your mind..."

"Right here. Quickly, before anyone knocks." Bertie shoves neat stacks of papers into one messy pile and drops it on the floor, sending the top sheet floating halfway across the room. His tie lands on top of the pages a minute later, waistcoat loosened, trousers falling down his legs.

The King of England flashes Lionel a smile as he bends over his desk, hips in the air. "I've half a mind to give you a spanking," growls Lionel.

"But someone might hear." Bertie's grin says he's won. "So give me something else."


(3)

Lionel can rationalize it in his consultation room, in Bertie's office, even in Bertie's bed, yet his own bed is different. The King and Queen don't sleep in the same room, but Lionel's bedroom is equally Myrtle's. Though she hasn't objected to sharing Lionel, he can't help feeling that to share their bed with Bertie would be a betrayal.

He does it anyway. Bertie can talk him into anything.

Myrtle comes home just as he's starting to strip off the sheets. There's no need for explanations.

Lionel thinks he's too tired, but Myrtle could always talk him into anything, too.


(4)

The maids, the valets, the secretaries, the equerry, even the Archbishop will no longer meet Lionel's gaze. Lionel presumes that this means they all know, and loathe him for it.

Then Bertie asks him to come along while his brother David is visiting. Lionel watches the way the staff treats the Duchess of Windsor. They're unafraid to look directly into her eyes, and their tone conveys neither careful politeness nor forced indifference, but contempt.

They would die for the King. So long as Bertie loves Lionel and the Queen accepts him, Lionel will be safe.

More importantly, so will Bertie.

Comments

[30_rock_office.livejournal.com]

Oh, guh. I just loved this. Yummy. *memories*

[cruisedirector]

Thank you! I meant for it to be even more porny for Cel's birthday but as usual they turned serious on me. *g*

[30_rock_office.livejournal.com]

Would you mind at all if I formatted a story I'm working on in the same 1,2,3,4 manner that you did? I want your permission first. I understand if not. :)

[cruisedirector]

It's totally fine! I only did it this way because they're each drabbles. I've done it before and I'm sure I'll do it again! *g*

[30_rock_office.livejournal.com]

Ok, great! The story will be up soon. Thanks! :)

[oleander9999.livejournal.com]

Bertie!

Ohh, beHAVE!!!

Happy Birthday, celandineb!

ETA: For #3, I love a willing Lionel! And for #4 -- wow, that one packs an emotional punch...still thinking it over...

[cruisedirector]

I think Bertie has a distinct Very Naughty Streak. *g* This was all supposed to be smutty -- that last one came out of nowhere, I have no idea how it got in here.

[stasia]

... oh, that last one! Brilliant, and very very true.

Stasia

[cruisedirector]

Thank you! I watched a special on Edward and Wallis last night, and even though they weren't supposed to be involved in these drabbles at all, they showed up.

[sfaith.livejournal.com]

<3!

Something particularly AWESOME about #1. :)

[cruisedirector]

Thank you! I am very fond of #1 too. They always turn serious on me when I'm trying to write porn. ;)

[dementordelta.livejournal.com]

Mmmm I am just purring over this one!

[cruisedirector]

Thank you! *smooches* I had intended to write more porn less drama, but you know how these characters can be. *g*

[muic.livejournal.com]

I am constantly amazed by how these two characters can both be believably dominant/submissive, sweet and heartbreaking all at once. The depth and layers this fandom's writers have drawn out are just joyous to read. The porn is never just porn and I absolutely love that (not that there's anything wrong with pure porny fics ;)).

[cruisedirector]

Thank you! (I had intended to write pure porn since it was a birthday present for someone but the characters are never cooperative, they think too much.)

[celandineb.livejournal.com]

♥ ♥ ♥

Oh, thank you so much! I like the third bit especially well - go Myrtle! - but the whole thing is just lovely!

*smooches*

[cruisedirector]

*hugs* Thank you! Hope you had a great birthday! (I was going to write you drabbles in lots of different fandoms, but Aragorn and Boromir aren't talking to me at the moment, and I don't know why I ever thought Draco would cooperate... *giggles*)

[celandineb.livejournal.com]

Draco is... unpredictable, I find. *g* Must be the Slytherin thing...

[cruisedirector]

Draco never talked much to me on the best of days. I'd have to have promised him serious smut to get him interested, and I can't do that in 100 words. ;)

[celandineb.livejournal.com]

I might have to take that as a challenge... if my muse cooperates on tonight's commute, anyhow!

[sra-danvers.livejournal.com]

I like the idea that all people know. Well, things were that way time ago... And that way they had their place in some way...

[cruisedirector]

I like the idea that love doesn't disappear without a trace, whether or not people approve. Thank you!